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Joke of the Day
"Why do all black men have nightmares? The one with a dream was shot."
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"and asks for a drink. A time traveller walks into a bar"
"If the Wu-Tang Clan started a cross-country shipping company, would you use them? Nah. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta truck wit."
"""Hi-"" ""I have a boyfriend."" ""Do y-"" ""I have a boyfriend."" ""Excuse m-"" ""I have a boyfriend."" ""I JUST WANNA KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM IS."""
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"Why won't Microsoft hire any maids? Because they don't do Windows"
"I like my women how I like my wine. 8 years old and locked in a cellar."
"When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, ""So, what did she say?"" I'm funny that way."
"Where is the most extravagant brothel in Switzerland, with the most expensive hookers? The FIFA headquarters."
"The cool thing about Cake Boss cakes is how everything is edible and has been touched all over and breathed upon for hours."