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Joke of the Day

"Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven? A bannister always pays his deafs."

"What did Einstein eat as a baby? Formula!"

"If I have 3 cakes and I eat 2, what do I have? diabetes.... I'll see myself out"

"What did one hash brownie say to the other? We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other."

"Traditional marriage was between a boy's parents and a girl's parents. And maybe some cattle."

"Darth Vader should've married... A woman named Ella"

"4 yr old daughter calls her ankle bones ""my balls"" in case you were wondering if I was raising geniuses over here."

"What do Boobs and Lego have in common? Both are intended for children, but it's the Dads who end up playing with them most."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the black guy cross the road? To kill the chicken and eat it!"

"Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza."