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Joke of the Day
"In successful relationships, no one wears the pants."
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"Decided to burn a lot of calories today So I lit a fat kid on fire."
"Why do people in France have to eat frog legs that ""taste like chicken""? If they eat real chicken they'll be arrested for cannibalism. Edit: grammar"
"9: My room is clean. Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"Baltimore Ravens go low carb Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)"
"I farted in a room of hipsters I watched them fight each other over who heard it first."
"- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with ""Please wait while your computer shuts down""..."
"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Year's resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"
"I've just found out that one of my best friends is a mime artist. He kept that quiet."
"What does Popeye's dick smell like? Olive Oil"