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Joke of the Day
"Politics have really just become an emotional beauty pageant But you know... Women's Rights"
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"A magician was walking down the street ...and turned into a grocery store."
"What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany? Danke"
"Babe, some guy told me today that if I have sex with him... ... he'll give me these earrings. What a jerk!"
"Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon."
"Who made Lewis and Clark's footwear? Sock-a-gawea."
"Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate? Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!"
"What kills thousands of smokers a year? Natural Causes"
"Well, at least I didn't kill a lion! - Bill Cosby"
"What do you call a line of black people? A chocolate bar"