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Joke of the Day
"Who made Lewis and Clark's footwear? Sock-a-gawea."
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"What kind of bagel did the camper eat? A winnebago."
"I'm so proud of myself. I went to Costco hungry and only spent $17,000."
"What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism? You'll get repossessed!"
"I drank too much water I'm going to pee for it later."
"What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!"
"I grew a beard thinking it would say ""Distinguished Gentleman."" Instead, turns out it says, ""Senior Discount, Please!"""
"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary"
"My wife said she was hungry and told me to order food... So I got us a hooker cuz I heard great things about their seafood buffet."
"Yo Mama so fat her Patronus was a cheeseburger.."