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Joke of the Day
"A man tries to buy a trampoline... but his check bounces."
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"I smiled today. I'm going to be so sore tomorrow!"
"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? Ask your parents"
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"My girlfriend just introduced me to the parents. As if I've never met my own mum and dad before."