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Joke of the Day
"What kills thousands of smokers a year? Natural Causes"
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"A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown Who went to a doctor in town. The doc gave to he A sup-po-si-to-ry. ""I will not take this sitting down!"""
"Your mama's so fat she faces an increased risk of heart disease and type II diabetes."
"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."
"One of my fantasies is meeting Bono from U2 and saying ""I'm a huge fan, Bobo."""
"The shortest route between point A and point B is under construction."
"(NSFW) I heard he's so rich ... he takes a golden shower every morning."
"Might buy a junkyard just to grow my own junk food."
"There's no dumb questio ""Why'd my parents get divorced?"" See. His parents most likely split up because he's an interrupting little shit"
"I really lack the words to compliment myself today."