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Joke of the Day

"Well, at least I didn't kill a lion! - Bill Cosby"

"Like they say in Vegas.....always bet on black!!!!"

"Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road? he missed the rains down in africa"

"Idea: a Chinese restaurant called You Dim Sum You Lose Some."

"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"

"Two forks... Two forks were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? Because forks can't fly. Two cows were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? He got a fork in his eye."

"A Priest and a Rabbi are walking behind a 3rd grader. The priest says ""hey we should screw that kid"" The rabbi says ""outta what?'"

"Wanna hear a really cheesy joke? Just a warning, it's not that gouda. (made that one up during a slow night at work)"

"Did you hear about the Marine Rabbi that travelled the world giving circumcisions? They made a movie about him: American Snipper"

"Two Jehovah Witnesses walk into a bar. LOL JK. They knocked."