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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine? He forgot."
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"I'm glad the Library of Congress is archiving tweets so that someday alien scientists will know why civilization fell."
"It seems racist that they call it Black Friday just because a bunch of people are trying to get into stores in the middle of the night."
"I wonder what Twitter employees do at work to waste time"
"I went in to a pet shop and said, Can I buy a goldfish? The guy said, Do you want an aquarium? I said, I dont care what star sign it is."
"obama canceled the moon exploration program! now we'll never know why it keeps disappearing every month"
"Twitter: something to read when people are talking to you."
"What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft? A-flat minor."
"LPT: Name Your Hands, Instant 3some"
"Love is... when you washed your cat and it still comes to you after."