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Joke of the Day

"It seems racist that they call it Black Friday just because a bunch of people are trying to get into stores in the middle of the night."

"Things you can say about your lunch but not your gf or bf Go!"

"Ha ha A little bit ask his mom for a quarter she said for what he said for being good she said why don't you be good for nothing like your daddy. Lol"

"A cowboy opens a German car dealership His business card says ""Audi Partner"""

"Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?"

"Whats best joke aboot canada? I'm canadian and i was just wondering"

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner."

"I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist. It's called 'Facebook'"

"retweet this to electronically sign my petition to ban windmills worldwide . we've had enough bird casualties . and for what ?more wind ?"

"So a frog parked his car in a ""no parking"" zone..... His ride got toad away."