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Joke of the Day
"Love is... when you washed your cat and it still comes to you after."
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"Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics They tested positive for WD40"
"My bro and I are building a bar. My step bro and I want to build a bar in Aushwitz to tap an undiscovered tourism market. We want to call it Gin and Jews."
"What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? Bye-son"
"[Racist] Why can't African Americans stretch their arms? Because they're handcuffed."
"A group of kids asked me to make a donation to their school & I was so moved I had to reach in my pocket & slowly pull out my middle finger."
"Have you seen Jesus's abs?!! He must be doing that Cross-Fit workout!"
"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C EH N EH D EH"
"I need Irish jokes, pronto! Just 'cause"
"What were the founding father's favorite cereals? Chex and Balance"