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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft? A-flat minor."
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"Ever turn the radio right to your favorite song as it's beginning? It almost makes up for the fact that everyone you love will die sometime."
"I worry about people who write ""taken"" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren't we helping to find them?"
"Most serial killers are men. That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years."
"If you visit a city, make sure you buy a T-shirt with that cities name on it so people know you went to that city."
"I'm just like my couch 17 years old and I never pull out"
"Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ? The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article."
"I just got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band It's really easy, I just stand at the back and ting"
"What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president? A son Bern"
"A nun is put to death by a firing squad.... She lived and died holey."