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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft? A-flat minor."
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"Hey banks, enough with the ""Thank you for banking with us"". We only have like 3 options and you're all terrible."
"A priest , a rabbi and the Pope walk into a bar... the bartender says ""Is this some kinda joke?"
"Fidel Castro said he wouldn't die until America was destroyed. Well, looks like he died 17 days after."
"Reporter: What went wrong in the Challenger launch? NASA: have you ever built a space ship? Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard"
"LOL pills that say don't take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU suggest I take my medication then?"
"Google Search: -is my toaster broken -can fire ants make toast -bathtub fire, small -house fire, how to stop -is house fire toast a thing?"
"Just realized that I'm finally too fat to do things during summer."
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 drinks"
"How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head? If it's red on top, fire in the hole."