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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad the Library of Congress is archiving tweets so that someday alien scientists will know why civilization fell."

"A scuba diver brings a wetsuit to a dry cleaner..."

"Me: Sorry, I can't tonight. I already made plans. Him: That's too bad. There's going to be open bar and-- Me: What time should I be there?"

"Redditors will get this. Replayed jokes."

"such a hipster... they were into Adele before she got big."

"If only they had and Olympic event for Facebook, my FB friend would win Gold everytime in the Drama event."

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling. (Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )"

"Ur mum is so ugly That hello kitty said goodbye"

"Sometimes when I cum, I scream really loudly because people should knock before opening a bathroom stall."

"[spending entire date hiding the fact I'm really a beaver] ""ow"" what's wrong? ""I got a splinter"" may I see? ""I guess so"" delicious ""pardon?"""