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Joke of the Day
"I wonder what Twitter employees do at work to waste time"
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"Exec 1: So, you wait in long lines. No shade. Crying kids. Drinks cost $7.00. Exec 2: Nice. What do we call it? E1: Lol, ""amusement park."""
"If Violets were Orange, poetry would be a lot more challenging."
"What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months? The fruits of her labor."
"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier."
"Old one but...A Priest, A rapist and a Pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a beer!"
"The only people that get more concussions than NFL players... ...Are their wives"
"Teacher: What is the unit of energy? Students: Yes!"
"What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common? They love to swim in gold coins."
"""I always feel so self-conscious when I'm out in public,"" I told my girlfriend. ""Don't worry, you aren't that ugly,"" she sniggered. I said, ""No, but you are."""