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Joke of the Day

"They said to get in touch with my feminine side. So I did, and my next paycheck was 22% less."

"Have you seen my digital boat? Oh wait, its syncing."

"What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7? An on-call-ogist"

"Chuck norris...enough said There used to be a street near the school called Chuck Norris street, but they had to change the name, because no one crosses chuck norris and lives"

"Me: ""You didn't tell me that."" Them: ""Yes I did, four times while you were staring at your phone."" Me (looks up): ""I'm sorry, what?"""

"Why do women put on makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad..."

"You know what the worst part of vaping is? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac"

"I've heard muslims are bad in bed After the first scream they go off"

"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..."