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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7? An on-call-ogist"

"What kind of deoderant did the nazis wear? Reich Guard"

"I have patio furniture in the friend zone."

"It's ironic that my dentist appointment is at 2:30 tomorrow. Because tooth hurty."

"[hours after first date] HER: *on phone* yeah i went on the date but he was creepy. *i'm just sitting outside her bedroom window in shock*"

"What kind of transportation does the Pope take? Mass transit."

"Once I came across a bridge that was half concrete and half covered in asphalt It was a real hybridge."

"I named my penis Richard That's long for Dick Hey - at least it's not another Turkey joke."

"How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like it's on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."