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Joke of the Day
"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..."
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"How does the Pirate watch his movie? He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)"
"Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though. The plot thickens..."
"What if Adele was calling from inside the house?!"
"IAmA dyslexic government computer programmer, AMA! Whoops, wrong usb."
"Say what you will about ISIS... But you can't deny their suicide business is booming."
"What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team? The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts..."
"People with FB statuses like, ""I'm so angry right now"", then when someone says, ""What's up?"" they reply, ""I'll text you."" WHAT ABOUT US?"
"Show me a gay married couple And I'll show you a couple that hasn't been married 25 years."
"I saw a guy wearing a stovepipe hat the other day... ...so I said, ""Hey! Abraham Lincoln called and he wants..."" Then I realized, they didn't have phones in the mid 1800s."