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Joke of the Day

"Chuck norris...enough said There used to be a street near the school called Chuck Norris street, but they had to change the name, because no one crosses chuck norris and lives"

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"Why dont arabs have drivers and sex ed on the same day The camels would get to tired"
"What do you call a Vietnamese undercover police officer pretending to be a prostitute? Pho Ho PoPo"
"I really, really need to stop eating clocks It is very time consuming"
"What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop? Polish remover"
"What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue-Eyes White Dragon"
"At Fantastic Beasts & some nerds are in Hogwarts robes so I don't know why they're giving me the stink eye for my Wonder Woman outfit"
"I would never have a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents."
"I was watching you while you slept. You look pretty stupid."
"Alternative ""For every day that ends in why?"" For every day that ends with your mom."