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Joke of the Day

"Just convinced my Mom she won't get Wolf of Wall Street if she doesn't see Teen Wolf first. Please play along."

"Q. What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge"

"Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction company for using poor material for building the wall"

"Is it so wrong to bang on your neighbor's door at 2am and ask them to reset their modem?"

"Go down a water slide without water and you'll understand why foreplay is so important."

"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" has died :( He was caught in a trap......."

"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno buisness. ... I'll let my self out."

"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician Khal culator"

"A raconteur walked into a bar theres more to life then meets the eye"

"I love campfire smoke so much ... it brings tears to my eyes."