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"A raconteur walked into a bar theres more to life then meets the eye"
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"two ants are fighting on a toilet seat One of them gets pissed off."
"They opened the tomb and were all, ""Where'd he go?"" and the angel said, ""He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes"" and they were like, ""Word."""
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face..."
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"*I throw u a kiss* *u duck* *it flies into space* [6 bn yrs later - the planet Xargx] LORD ZARG: Kill the- *kiss hits his cheek* LZ: Aww nvm"
"What breathes out but never in? Your asshole"
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