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Joke of the Day

"Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction company for using poor material for building the wall"

"I'm impressed by girls who paint their eyebrows on. How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day? Like what if you find a penny?"

"I too went to the reddit restaurant... I had to ask other customers for sauce for any of the dishes."

"At the office, my colleague had her computer on with an unsaved document. I looked at her in the eyes and told her I'd tap that s with control."

"What do you call a room with no walls? A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place."

"""I don't need any love from any man. I only need to love and be loved by ONE man. He is the Son of God, JESUS!"".......just say u have been dumped."

"apparently syriza gained a lot of support for a NO vote with a online meme campaign beware of greeks bearing GIFs, i say."

"What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage? Tri-weekly Try Weekly and Try Weakly"

"Your momma's so ugly... ... that on Halloween, the kids give their candy to *her*!"

"What's a porn stars favorite drink? 7up in cider"