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Joke of the Day
"Go down a water slide without water and you'll understand why foreplay is so important."
Next Joke
"Sex to a man is like hunger. If he can't get into an expensive French restaurant, he will go to McDonalds."
"How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents."
"What does a cow call his mate? Oxfam."
"I talked to a cannibal dog yesterday... He said it was a real dog-eat-dog world."
"Bears spend a bunch of time getting fat, sleep for a few months and then wake up skinny. Being a human is terrible."
"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? ""Thanks, I'll never part with it."""
"What's the difference between an African kid and an orange? Approximately 3 grams."
"Everybody thought potassium was an asshole AND a narcissist. It was probably because all he ever said to anyone was ""K""."
"Complaints via email or texts should be called ""Read Whine"""