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Joke of the Day

"Let me make an iphone joke Never mind, Ill just come up with a new one"

"If Hillary Clinton makes it onto money... ...then she would have had to be on top while her husband and her were having sex. Otherwise, it would make no sense for her to be on a bill."

"[OC] Hey, do you wanna hear a joke about a condom? Tell you the truth, it's pretty bad. It's filled with holes."

"What is the difference between an amateur archer and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit... The other hoots but can't shit."

"Every day I swallow a piece of gum in the hopes that one day I will fart a bubble large enough to fly me around the world"

"The movie Scarface taught us that abusing cocaine can lead to making bad decisions--for example: the script, the soundtrack, and the acting."

"Why does a man name his penis? Because he doesn't want a total stranger making 90% of his decisions."

"What's the difference between an apple and a baby? People didn't freak out for no reason when I started eating an apple in public."

"I get it short people, I get it. Oooops sorry typo, I'll get it short people, I'll get it."

"What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive? THESE are the brakes!"