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Joke of the Day

"The Russian army orders 100K rubbers from a US company, specifying 12"" fit needed. The US firm fills the order with packaging marked ""MEDIUM."""

"Isis isn't cool... It's radical!"

"What did the lesbian mushroom say to the other lesbian mushroom during oral sex? Umami."

"Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people."

"I got a papercut writing my suicide note. It's a start. -Steven Wright"

"A breakfast crime Did you here about the egg who *cracked* the case?. He was super *yolked* so it was *over-easy*."

"The funniest vampire jokes... ... never see the light of day"

"What do you get when you squish a synagogue? Jews"

"Last night I made love to my wife while camping.... It was in tents"

"That's the pope favorite method of payment? PayPal"