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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the difference between pink and purple? Your grip."

"If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?"

"What did the potato name his son? Chip. Sorry."

"I asked my friend if he wanted to hear some dubstep. He said, ""Tech, no!"""

"These Jared from Subway jokes are so tired Bill Cosby started using them to knock out his victims"

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory... All I did was take a day off."

"Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends."

"If Obama was really Kenyan he would have won the race by now."

"I've spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted."

"HER: You almost ready to go to my mothers? ME: *looking out window wondering if the jump will only break a leg & not kill me* Be right down."