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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup? Erdogone"

"My Russian friends cringe everytime I tell a joke... Because in Russia line punch you."

"[trust fall exercise at work] CW: *closes eyes, falls, hits floor* OUCH! WTF?! YOU DIDN'T CATCH ME! M: Sorry, I thought it was optional."

"Q: How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch."

"Did you hear about the guy who tried to make an ocean of soda? It was pure Fantasea"

"Donald Trump just kicked a Mexican out of his press conference for not waiting their turn like everyone else."

"Even in the darkest moments there's always a light at the end of the tunnel, but yours will probably be an oncoming freight train."

"I need to get something off my chest... It's called breast cancer. I'm so sorry."

"Good names Barry McCockinner Ben Dover Eileen Dover Dr. Hugh G. Rection Give me other ones"

"They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks... It was NAS-tea"