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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, women in muslim countries can't drive. They can't do it here either."

"Most Racist Joke I Have Heard (told to me by a devout Chinese Jew) whats the worst part about being a black jew? getting put in the back of the oven."

"I was standing outside their school waiting for the kids to finish, when a parent came up and asked ""So which one is yours?"" I replied ""Not sure, haven't decided yet""."

"The text says it all It all"

"What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3000 miles !"

"What do you call someone who speaks only one language? An American."

"I had a rough childhood. I couldn't play with toys that required supervision I only had regular vision"

"More like ""Arsey Cola"""

"This Is total BULLSHIT! You can't even find ACME anvils on ebay. THIS IS WHY THE ALIENS DON'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY!"

"What do you call a red-headed baker? A Ginger-bread man"