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Joke of the Day

"I was standing outside their school waiting for the kids to finish, when a parent came up and asked ""So which one is yours?"" I replied ""Not sure, haven't decided yet""."

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"An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a rabbi walk into a bar And the rabbi says, ""Hey, wait a minute... I think I'm in the wrong joke."""
"I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid"
"Okay amateur photographers, the 1,000,000,000,000th close-up photo of a flower has been taken.It's safe to move on to other objects now."
"I just pictured my life.....and there isn't room for you in the frame."
"LIFE HACK: A pancake makes a great and edible mouse pad."
"God, grant me the serenity to accept this stolen property, the courage to sell it on eBay, and the wisdom to not get caught."
"Why did my wife cross the road? To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago."
"Why did the proctologist have his cars towed to the auto repair shop? He rectum."
"once I asked my dad if we could plant a bread tree in the yard & later that night I overheard him & my mom talking about ""sending me back"""