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Joke of the Day

"Most Racist Joke I Have Heard (told to me by a devout Chinese Jew) whats the worst part about being a black jew? getting put in the back of the oven."

"If I had a dollar every time my phone's battery dies, I"

"Ok, so lets share our Christmas cracker jokes. Mine was awful. A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink."

"The best part of having a prostitute die on you is the second hour is free!"

"Someone hugged me at the office Christmas party and now they know my safe word."

"Never fall for a tennis player... Love means nothing to them."

"What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim."

"Why does Donald Trump think Jesus was a liar? ""He was a Middle-Easterner, but he had a Mexican name."""

"Why did the Red sea not find a good husband? because she was too shallow."

"What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once."