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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a red-headed baker? A Ginger-bread man"
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"""First things first I'm the illest. Drop this & let the whole world feel it, and I'm still in the Murda Bizness I could hold you down like I'm givin' lessons in killin' ""-Ebola"
"Today I fucked up by posting in the wong subreddit... Also titled the post incorrectly and made a typo, like an ediot. Edit: idiot"
"What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East? A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself."
"I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant. Heinz sight is 20/20."
"Red head says to blonde - ""I feel so dirty.... ....I slept with a Brazilian!"". Blonde says - ""Oh, you little slut puppy, you! Hey - I forgot....how many is a Brazilian?"""
"What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind."
"When one door closes, another opens. Also, you can open the closed door. That's how doors work. How do you know so little about doors?"
"Guys; You know you need to lose weight when your girlfriend is always wanting to suck on your titties."
"STEPS TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET 1) PUT SHEET ON BED 2) FOLD BED"