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Joke of the Day

"I had a rough childhood. I couldn't play with toys that required supervision I only had regular vision"

"Ten years ive been looking for a play on words to impress my friends.. No pun in ten did."

"how do you know a basketball player has prostate cancer? he dribbles a lot"

"What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance"

"Sneak into the employee bathroom at Target and make some violent alien noises, maybe leave a jellyfish in the toilet"

"The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?"

"On average, how many people are dead in a cemetery? All of them."

"What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt? ""That's a waist of paper!"""

"I lost my kidneys when I turned 18 My knees are 100% adult now!"

"What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck? Egg_salad"