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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3000 miles !"

"Remember Kids! Friendly fire, isn't."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK Rowling."

"Did you hear about the new Playboy magazine for married men? Every month it has the same centerfold."

"Two elephants and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bud dum tss."

"I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low"

"The moral of Little Red Riding Hood is: 1) Never trust strangers; 2) Learn to differentiate facial features between a wild dog & a human."

"Steve Irwin died as he lived With animals in his heart."

"""Your finest Scotch, please."" ""Yes, sir,"" the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape."

"Why did the doctor go the furniture store? Because he needed a stool sample."