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"The text says it all It all"
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"I really got in touch with my inner self tonight... I'll never buy that cheap toilet paper again!"
"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""
"What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!"
"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? bunny farts"
"My parents used to listen to jimmy saville back in the seventies If only they had come into my room and stopped him."
"What did Bill say to Hillary after sex? ""I'll be home in 20 minutes."""
"If Satan ever loses his hair, there will be Hell toupee."
"Catch 22: Husband said if I quit Twitter he would pay for a boob job. But if I had huge jugs I would get tons of new followers. Sigh."