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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he."
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"I don't know why my Dad named me Hockey. He never calls me that, he just says ""Hey sport"""
"TIFU by sitting next to a really hot Thai chick on the bus home today and kept thinking, ""Don't get an erection, don't don't don't..."" But she did."
"Saved my gall bladder in a jar so when they ask me at the DMV if I want to be an organ donor, I can put it on the counter and say, ""YES!"""
"Life didn't work out, but everything else is not that bad."
"Be the change you want to find in your couch."
"Went to a Hong Kong style buffet But it was in *Canteen*ese!"
"If you ever get attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler."
"Why are Ethiopians so good at blowjobs? Because they have to swallow everything they can"
"[eharmony] based on your responses, your perfect match is a trashcan.. [me] aww [eharmony] ..full of raccoons [me] omg I love raccoons"