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Joke of the Day

"Saved my gall bladder in a jar so when they ask me at the DMV if I want to be an organ donor, I can put it on the counter and say, ""YES!"""

"My gym instructor says that Warm-Ups are extremely necessary. So, I brought donuts along this time but I can't find the microwave oven."

"The Night's Watch opens a drinking establishment to attract new brothers. They call it the Crow Bar."

"What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common? Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty."

"Would you like to hear a joke? The republican primary debate."

"She said, ""I want you to make love to me so badly."" He replied, ""And that's exactly what I'm going to do."""

"How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up. How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up again."

"Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?"

"Never date a baker They're too kneady"

"Why do Jewish Men get Circumcised ...Because Jewish woman cant resist 20% OFF."