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Joke of the Day
"If you ever get attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler."
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"A man's sex life is like an oak tree You spend the first part of your life growing up and not doing much. Then later you nut almost constantly for a short period of time, right up until you go bald"
"The funniest part about The Bachelor is the participants actually think being married is a prize."
"HYPNOTIST: YOU ARE FEELING SLEEPY ME: kinda safe bet there HYPNOTIST: YOU WILL DANCE LIKE AN OCTOPUS ME: again, still no surprises."
"Did you hear about the resourceful proctologist? He always used two fingers, in case his patients wanted a second opinion."
"I don't think Donald Trump realizes how strong and unified Latinos are... Every Latino is like a brick. When they come together they form a wall."
"My pregnant wife just confessed she listens to R&B I'm uncertain if I should break up with her in text or just let her figure it out."
"You know when it's a viral video when... The video is taken vertically."
"A bomb went off in an ink factory... Everyone Dyed."
"Here is my online impression of an extractor fan. I used to like tractors. I don't now"