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Joke of the Day

"I'm tired of conventional beauty standards that say I can't wear a ski mask in a bank"

"A Jewish boy asked his father... for fifty dollars for a pair of sneakers. His father replied ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""

"My plane has an entire high school wrestling team on it, so I imagine we'll crash in a forest & I'll become their King."

"Monica Lewinsky will not be voting for Hillary.. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"*Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama* *Obama faints* Only a kiss from his one true love will save him *Biden takes out lipstick*"

"I had heard the rumors of clowns being spotted all over the country... But I honestly didn't believe it until I saw them debate each other on TV."

"April showers bring May flowers. But what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."

"You are what your parents ate too..I'm part black licorice..part hot dog."

"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"

"What do you call a black Gohan from Dragon Ball Z? Goquan"