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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the lawyer took a Viagra? He got taller."
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"My penis is only 6 inches long... But it smells like a foot."
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"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's 'aarrrggh' but it's really the 'sea!' Tell me your favorite corny one liner jokes"
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, natural things... that money can buy. -Homeless man quoting Steve Martin."
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"do you have any idea how fast you were going? ""no, I'm not wearing my contacts"""
"I don't really suffer from insomnia. It's more of an all-night panic attack about everything that has and hasn't yet occurred in my life."