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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's 'aarrrggh' but it's really the 'sea!' Tell me your favorite corny one liner jokes"

"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. Riceless."

"Warning: Game of Thrones Spoilers Will make your car look fucking stupid"

"What do you call a big black rat that steals all your food? A Rat-Coon Hope you guys are light hearted enough to not be offended."

"How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it."

"Apparently ""will work for food"" doesn't involve hunting."

"My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It's supposed to prevent streaking."

"Whenever someone says to me ""Please make yourself at home"" I remove all my clothes and start masturbating"

"What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze? a 'fan'atic."

"You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly."