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Joke of the Day
"do you have any idea how fast you were going? ""no, I'm not wearing my contacts"""
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"Why can't iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys."
"The little children I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks."
"I know someone who talks like an owl"
"I hate it when guys use pickup lines like, 'Hey, what's your friend's name?' on me. Worst pickup line ever."
"I think semi-colons have gotten a bad rap. They should be re-branded as super-commas."
"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around 117 little bugs in the code."
"What do you get when you mix batteries and water? Watt-er"
"What's better than winning gold at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same."