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Joke of the Day
"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozarts' Flute in A minor"
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"What do you call alcohol in a bird bath? Tequila mockingbird"
"Rabbits in a row. What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A receding hare line."
"My superpower is predicting the exact day I'll need something that sat idle in a drawer for months so I can throw it away the day before."
"People shit on Columbus like they've never knocked on the wrong door and then murdered the people inside and lived there."
"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."
"Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower? Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion"
"What do you call a limp and deaf dog? By it's name if it has one"
"I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity Best dam program I've seen in a long time."
"Sometimes I'll purposely spill gravy on my pants to give me an excuse to leave early. The real trick is sneaking the gravy into church."