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Joke of the Day
"Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?"
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"Which bear can dissolve in water? A polar bear"
"5yo: I dropped my damn spoon! Me: Don't be using that word! 5yo: Is it a bad word? Me: It is.. 5yo: Ok..I dropped my damn ""food scooper""?"
"My sex life is like Blackjack... I always hit on 16."
"What's the difference between Sebastian Vettel and a jew? The facial expression when you hit the gas."
"What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss? I literally cannot deal."
"Sometimes I think I've missed my calling. Luckly for me I have voicemail."
"Without depression what would white people do for a personality"
"as a kid, there really wasn't anything I wanted to be when i grew up. and boy have i nailed it."
"Two blonds were driving to disneyland. The sign said: Disney left.. So they started crying and headed home."