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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best part about dating a Black girl? You don't have to worry about meeting her Father"

"riding that line between i wish i didn't have to eat to live and food is the only thing that comforts me"

"My son asked what it was like to be a parent so I begged him to make me chicken nuggets and then held on to his leg so he couldn't move."

"My kid is almost old enough for social media, so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and there/their/they're."

"How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way."

"Ben Carson is going to be our next president. Cause once you go black, you never go back."

"I keep forgetting which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"

"With a name like ""Earl"", I'm more afraid this hurricane will get drunk and beat a pregnant woman, than I am that it will cause flooding."

"It is so much easier to turn friendship into love, than love into friendship."

"I don't know about you, but I always watch my garage door go all the way down in case a murderer tries to roll in at the last minute."