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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!"

"I broke my can opener.... .... I guess it was a can't opener. Source: happened when I tried to open a can of soup this morning."

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up."

"I like my women like I like my coffee ground up and in the freezer."

"all of my friends are really happy and successful. i have no clean forks so i cut up a hot dog with my debit card"

"Jesus came to me in a dream and asked me ""do you know how much I love you?"" ""This much"" he said and he spread his arms and died."

"What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees."

"Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!"

"After being hit by an airstrike from the Turkish air force, a Syrian leader was quoted as saying... ""As God is my witness, I thought the Turkish couldn't fly..."""

"How do you make a cat bark? Soak it in lighter fluid, throw a match on it. Woof!"