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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee ground up and in the freezer."
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"Haha Whats is a house without ears : anwser:homtydumty:}"
"Yesterday I went rollerblading, and I ran into batman. So I say ""Oy! Batman! Come skate with me! . . . "" But Batman just says ""I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!"""
"Yo momma so poor... that ducks throw bread at her. I fucking lost my shit at a [6]!"
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"I love babies... ...but I can't finish a whole one."
"A man, his sister and his wife walk into the voting booth to vote for Donald Trump. They've both given it a lot of thought."
"What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam."
"If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again."
"I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone."