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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up."
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"I'm selling my parachute. Mint condition. Never opened, only used once"
"If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately"
"""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less [Grammar Nazi busts in] ""MINE FEWER"" [Hitler looks up] Yes?"
"Why did the Pepsi Half-Time Show suck so much? Because if it was the Coke Half-Time there would have been a hologram of Tupac or the Beetles instead of Bruno Mars."
"When people use the wrong homonyms it irritates me I know the pane, I've been their before."
"why do asians have small boobs? Only A's are acceptable"
"What was Hitler's favorite animal? *Nnnnnnnnnnnnnneeiiiinnnnnnnnn*"
"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tune a piano, but noone can piano a tuna!"
"What do you call a traveling Pope? A Roamin' Catholic."