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Joke of the Day

"Jesus came to me in a dream and asked me ""do you know how much I love you?"" ""This much"" he said and he spread his arms and died."

"Bed Bath & Beyond sells like 7 things that people actually buy and then just a bunch of other stuff that's been there since 1998."

"Atoms make up everything... so naturally you shouldn't trust them."

"All this Reddit drama lately. That's the joke."

"Jesus was white and spoke English and enjoyed baseball and apple pie and was a churchgoing Christian."

"Romeo and juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13 & 17 year old that caused 6 deaths. #readtheplay"

"I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare."

"My joke Did you hear about the procrastinator telling a joke. Answer. I,l tell you later."

"How to tell if you're girlfriend is TOO fat. When she sits on your face and you can't hear your stereo any more."

"can't even imagine how many delicious recipes get exchanged during the football huddle"