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Joke of the Day

"After being hit by an airstrike from the Turkish air force, a Syrian leader was quoted as saying... ""As God is my witness, I thought the Turkish couldn't fly..."""

"What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt? A cairopractor."

"Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your hate"

"Just heard a woman ask if she left her teeth over there Really hoping this is Halloween related"

"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit"

"The 1920 Red Sox were completely ruthless..."

"Taking home work has never been more satisfying I love being a coroner!"

"A Higgs boson walks into a church... The priest says, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here."" The Higgs boson replies, ""But without me, how can you have mass?"""

"My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner."

"For the first time ever I find Hillary relatable. I'm not president either."