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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!"

"I cried when my dad chopped up onions for his sandwich.. Onions was always my favorite dog..."

"My ex broke up with me because she wanted a man with a 9inch penis :(... ... and there was no way I was cutting two inches off."

"If I were a woman I'd probably use tampons because it seems like it would be hard to stuff a maxi pad all the way up there."

"What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys."

"Whenever someone says, ""I had the weirdest dream last night!"" I interrupt, ""I had dreams once..."" and stare at a wall until they leave."

"A redneck won't let his son marry the girl down the way... He told his son, ""If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for you."""

"I'm not really sure I'm understanding this financial crisis in Greece... It's all Greek to me."

"What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction? A vice grip."

"What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn? Ebo-wling"