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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!"
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"At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.... ...Only 15 pounds to go!"
"Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin..."
"What language do bees speak? The beesnese"
"We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in ""why did the chicken cross the road"" not as in ""live wasps""."
"Babies who cry in a restaurant would rather be eating in a breastaurant."
"I was going to tell you a gay joke butt fuck it"
"What do climate change scientists and Donald Trump have in common? Each is desperately hoping the other is a hoax."
"How many cops does it take to beat up a light bulb? None. That light bulb fell down the stairs."