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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades."

"Why didn't the pretty woman walk down the street? Quadraplegic, terrible car crash ...but she still suck dick for money!"

"""Hello, 912"" wait did u say 912? ""yup"" I meant to dial 911 ""happens all the time"" lol I'm such a goof ""haha right?"" my neighbor got stabbed"

"I am ""cool"" and ""chill"" and ""stuck inside the walk in freezer."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !"

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"

"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing."

"Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries? Traitor Joe's"

"Why did the Baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo"

"Every 60 Seconds in Africa.... a minute passes"