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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh"

"What Does a Duck Smoke? ( _)>- **Quack** (_)"

"I'm so deep in the friend zone that she sends me nudes for approval before they go out to other guys."

"I give lions haircuts by the river for a living What I do is all but manestream."

"I know Taco Bell doesn't have ""I hate myself"" sauce yet. But they should. They should."

"Why do french people eat snails ? They don't like fast food."

"When Oasis broke up, my girlfriend was so upset. I told her to stop crying her heart out."

"*wears a tuxedo tshirt to interview as a joke* McDonald's Manager: Oh wow, are you from corporate?"

"What are the names of the first two men to get married under the new Irish gay marriage law? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick"